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Get my sataristic book "They Grow Down So Darn Fast" from Amazon.com

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 Carol Anne Smith is a normal,little girl whose middle-class family lives in the suburbs of New York.Her father is an inventor who, one day,invents this machine that can make any item either grow, or shrink,from it's original size,but Carol Anne becomes an unwitting guinea-pig when the family cat,named Snowy,knocks the machine,called a re-atomizer, over,activating the machine,and turning Carol Anne into a doll-house figurine miniature of herself,and she must now live in her doll-house and watch out for dangers that were mere minor annoyances to her in the past,including the family cat,who turns on her. Can Carol Anne survive until her father can get the needed replacement parts to make the re-atomizer work again,or will Carol Anne be relegated to living her life in her doll-house,in total and abject fear of her surroundings? Find out in this gripping new novel
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Get my book "Baltazar: The Devil's Right Hand",from Amazon.com

Baltazar: The Devil's Right Hand Paperback – May 27,2011

by William J. Smith (Author)
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 The Smiths from New York move into their new house in Cedarville,Missouri,just north of Kansas City and everything seems fine and idealistic, until their sons,William and Andrew,find an Ouija Board in the basement.Weeks later,William invites some friends over to the house and his friends play with the Ouija Board,allowing an entity from Hell to come into this world,and possess the Smiths' little girl,Carol Anna.The family must race to have an exorcism performed,before they lose their little daughter's soul to this evil demon named Baltazar,the Devil's Right Hand

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Get my book "King Sized Lovin", from Amazon.com

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 Darryl Johnson is a typical inner-city twenty-something who has been unlucky in love,having had failed relationship after failed relationship,who hangs out at the local bar that his friend,Dave Clarksville owns,with a whole assortment of characters who have nicknamed themselves after candy bars. Then,one day,Darryl meets this pretty girl from accounting, named Tyreshia Banks.He asks Tyreshia to lunch,and they soon fall madly in love,but will their relationship last,or will this be another failed relationship for poor Darryl?
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Get my book "Abandoned at Christmas-Time" from Amazon.com

Abandoned at Christmas-Time Paperback – June 27,2012

by William J. Smith (Author)
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  • Paperback: 272 pages
  • Publisher: lulu.com (June 27, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1105525740
  • ISBN-13: 978-1105525742
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.7 x 9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 15 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)




 Rebecca Fillmore is a hard-working,single mother who must juggle trying to pay the rent,and raise a young,five-year-old daughter,named Caroline,in the year 2012,that she had during a night of hard love-making with a fellow college co-ed named Thomas McGlover,who ends up abandoning their relationship.Rebecca is then left with a dilemma, as Christmas approaches,and she gets so behind on her rent that her landlord threatens to throw her and her daughter out in the street,and she ends up deciding to abandon Caroline into the care of a middle-aged police detective named Paul Dablonski,who also has to decide whether to leave this poor,innocent,frightened,little girl in the care of Child Protective Services,who will put her into "the system",during the holidays,or will he take her in as he tries to find her mother?
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Get my book "Racing Snowflake" from Amazon.com

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  • Paperback: 282 pages
  • Publisher: lulu.com (May 19, 2014)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1304996328
  • ISBN-13: 978-1304996329
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.7 x 9 inches
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 Coming off her impressive Thoroughbred Cup win during the 2025 summer season, Carole Anne and Snowflake were back together again,but this time Carole Anne meets Natalie Franklin; a rich,bratty snob who, Carole Anne finds out,is a amateur, junior jockey who has won back-to-back titles at the Saratoga Derby, but Carole Anne is determined to put a monkey wrench in Natalie's plans.
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 Young Samantha Turner is a typical middle-class teenager who's always loved the water,since she was real small,but when her mother refuses to let her go swimming in neighbors' backyard swimming-pools,she insists that her mother tell her why,but her mother is strangely reluctant to, until Samantha forces her to admit what Samantha has been suspecting for a while now; she and her mother are mermaids.Samantha eventually learns that her mother and maternal grandparents were mermaids who decided to live amongst humans on dry-land.Eventually Samantha wants to go to an upstate sleep-away camp,but her parents are reluctant to let her go,but she eventually convinces them to change their minds and it is at this sleep-away camp that Samantha meets a young boy named Bobby,who eventually informs Samantha that he is the male equivalent of a mermaid; a merman.Eventually Samantha and Bobby form a close, unshakable bond.
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Get my book "Stolen Memories: Hidden Agenda",from Amazon.com

Stolen Memories: Hidden Agenda Paperback – July 27, 2014

by William J. Smith (Author)
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 Carrie Anne Wellington is a ten-year-old girl coming from a well-connected, political family,but one day she wakes up in a padded-cell,bound in a Posey strait-jacket,and she couldn't remember a thing. Over time,Carrie Anne's memory returns and she realizes that her losing her memory wasn't just due to happenstance, that she is a victim of a governmental conspiracy, and that she must escape the insane asylum where she was committed and let the world know what happened to her before it's too late
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Get my book "I'll be Home for Christmas", from Amazon.com

I'll Be Home For Christmas Paperback – December 15,2014

by William J. Smith (Author)
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 Little Carol Anne Smith is the quintessential "Daddy's Girl",who not only looks up to,but idolizes her father; an author of the best-selling Skippy McCracken series of novels,about a wise-cracking detective.Carol Anne's father's book-agent,Martin Fendlestein sets up a 6-city,3-week tour in December of 2024,the tour running right up to Christmas Eve,which forces him to rush home,but then a snowstorm in the middle of the country throws a monkey-wrench in those plans,so will Carol Anne's Daddy get home in time for Christmas?
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Get my book "The Perfect Little Girl Scouts" from Amazon.com

The Perfect Little Girl Scouts Paperback – August 4,2012

by William J. Smith (Author)
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